Get ready to laugh your football socks off with this side-splitting joke book from the creators of the bestselling Football School series.
What's a striker's favourite magic routine? A hat trick!
Why was the peacock sent off? It was a professional fowl
What's a chip-lover's top footie show? Catch of the Day, with Gary Vinegar
Packed with great gags about silly stars, team titters and naughty nicknames, this is the perfect gift to give any football fan the giggles.
This is Book 7 in the Football School Series. See all Football School books here.
Alex Bellos writes about maths for the Guardian and is the author of two works of popular science, Alex's Adventures in Numberland and Alex Through the Looking-Glass as well as the mathematical colouring book Snowflake Seashell Star. He has also written Futebol: The Brazilian Way of Life, which was shortlisted for Sports Book of the Year, and he ghost-wroteMore about Alex Bellos
Ben Lyttleton is a journalist, broadcaster and football consultant. He is the author of Twelve Yards: The Art and Psychology of the Perfect Penalty and his football articles have been published in over 20 countries. He is a director of Soccernomics, a football consultancy that helps teams improve their performance. He lives in North London.More about Ben Lyttleton
Spike Gerrell is a prolific cartoonist known for his "spiky-nosed" illustrations. His work has been published in the New Scientist, Independent, Times Educational Supplement and Guardian. Spike lives in North London.More about Spike Gerrell