This book will teach you that * you're unlikely to get away with pretending to be dead. * it's better to dump someone with no excuse at all than to tell them it's because they only like early Radiohead. * sometimes, giving a genuine excuse is far more embarrassing than saying nothing. * pretending to be an answering machine is never going to be convincing. * you should never attempt to eat your underpants under any circumstances.
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Tracey Turner is a former editor and author of many non-fiction
books for children including The Disgusting Dictionary, The YUK Factor,
and titles for the Dead Famous series. Tracey lives in Bath.
Artist and author Sally Kindberg has a vast experience of working on books and features, and running drawing workshops for children and adults. The Comic Strip Book of Dinosaurs, the fourth in the popular Bloomsbury series, is out this summer. Sally is currently working on some fiction as well as The Short & Unlikely History of Sally Kindberg.
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