What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to tell which witch is witch
What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
You can't fool me, I can see right through you
Will: 'Mum, all the children make fun of me.'
Mum: 'What do they say?'
Will: 'They say I'm a werewolf. Is it true?'
Mum: 'Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper.'
These and many more howlers to make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).
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