What lights up a stadium?
A match!
Which athletes are the warmest?
Long jumpers!
How do footballers stay cool?
They play close to the fans!
Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!
This is Book 9 in the Funniest Joke Books Ever Series. See all Funniest Joke Books Ever books here.
Joe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, chuckle and giggle. Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever.
More about Joe KingJoe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, chuckle and giggle. Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever.
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