If there's a more inopportune date for an elementary school boy to have a birthday than February 14th, Aldo Zelnick wants to know what it is. With his 11th birthday--and Valentine's Day--fast approaching, Aldo plans a guys-only party with absolutely no pink, lace, or hearts, thank you very much. But what will happen if the girls, who all seem to have a crush on Aldo's friend, Danny, crash the party? In this story, told in part by Aldo's friend-who-happens-to-be-a-girl, Bee, Aldo learns early that love means always having to say you're sorry. The humorous plot and lively drawings in this laugh-out-loud book will captivate enthusiastic and reluctant readers alike. This ninth installment in an A-to-Z alphabet series also includes a glossary of fun and challenging "I words," such as inkling, irk, and impervious.
This is Book 9 in the The Aldo Zelnick Comic Novel Series Series. See all The Aldo Zelnick Comic Novel Series books here.
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Karla Oceanak is the author of the Aldo Zelnick Comic Novel series for children as well as other books for children and adults. She has been a writer, ghostwriter, and editor for more than 20 years. Kendra Spanjer illustrates the Aldo Zelnick series as well as other children's books and commercial projects. They share a studi
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