Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .
Velcro.
What a rip off.
Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
Because he's got a massive bum.
So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'
Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people
I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair
Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!
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Tim Vine burst onto the stand-up circuit by winning the Perrier Best Newcomer Award at the Edinburgh Festival in 1995 and has since gone on to find universal acclaim as the undisputed master of the one-liner.
In 2004 Tim became the Guinness World Record Holder for telling the most jokes in an hour, smashing the previous record with a total of 499.
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