How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid

by

Write a Review

All Mick Bogerman wanted to do was teach his little brother how to swim in the coolest swimming pool in town. He didn't ask to take care of a bunch of Sea-Monkeys while he was there. He certainly didn't mean to morph one of them into a mermaid by feeding it genetically enhanced super food. No one is more surprised than Mick when the creature starts luring unsuspecting adults into the deep end of the pool. Adults who don't resurface. Join Mick as he battles a powerful adversary: a bloodthirsty mermaid who hypnotizes with a golden gaze, shatters glass with a piercing shriek, and reveals her true menacing self by the light of a full moon. Lexile(R) measure 570L National Indie Excellence(R) Awards selects Slug Pie Story #2 as a 2015 Finalist from the backcover: Let the mermaid re-education begin. Toss most everything you know about mermaids right into the trash. They are not sweet girls with fish tails who sing pretty songs. They are ugly, red-scaled gorillas. They hypnotize you with their eyes and shatter glass with a shriek. But worst of the worst, they can shred you with their razor claws into bite-sized pieces. And they are always hungry.
If one of them lands in your swimming pool you better read my simple steps for How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid.

How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid Reviews | Toppsta

9780990380139

Share on

Videos

If you would like to provide a video review please sign up to our video panel.

Series

This is Book 2 in the Slug Pie Stories Series. See all Slug Pie Stories books here.

Sign up to our newsletter for...

Free Book Giveaways, Recommendations & more

Be the first to write a Review


No one has written a review for 'How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid'

Why not be the first to share your opinion?