'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky,
With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high … It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa's moves – they're terrific with tinsel, their wrapping is rocking and just LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking! But that's not all . . . They've got another trick up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . . . An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom series.
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The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom
The Knight with the Blazing Bottom
The Princess with the Blazing Bottom
Big Bad Dragon Club
This is Book 4 in the A Very Fiery Fairy Tale Series. See all A Very Fiery Fairy Tale books here.
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My grandfather owned a pet lion called Leonard. Sadly, I never got to meet either of them.
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