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Dirty Bertie

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    Book 1
    Book 1

    Worms!

    Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas... More

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    Book 2
    Book 2

    Fleas!

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    Book 3
    Book 3

    Pants!

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    Book 4
    Book 4

    Burp!

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    Book 5
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    Crackers!

    Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's the world's grubbiest trouble-magnet and he's full... More

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    Book 6
    Book 6

    Bogeys!

    Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits is back! Join Bertie in three brand new stories, Bogeys!, ... More

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    Book 7
    Book 7

    Germs!

    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie i... More

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    Book 8
    Book 8

    Loo!

    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Bertie finds ... More

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    Book 9
    Book 9

    Fetch!

    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... More

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    Book 10
    Book 10

    Fangs

    Poor Fangs, the tarantula, is terribly lonely and bored with her life in the pet-shop. So when Nathan takes her home, sh... More

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    Book 11
    Book 11

    Kisses

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    Book 12
    Book 12

    Pong!

    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... More

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    Book 13
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    Pirate!

    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... More

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    Book 14
    Book 14

    Scream!

    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... More

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    Book 15
    Book 15

    Toothy!

    Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another he... More

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    Book 16
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    Zombie!

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    Book 17
    Book 17

    Smash!

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    Book 18
    Book 18

    Rats!

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    Book 19
    Book 19

    Jackpot!

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    Book 20
    Book 20

    Aliens!

    Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another he... More

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    Book 20
    Book 20

    Dinosaur!

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    Book 21
    Book 21

    Fame!

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    Book 22
    Book 22

    Monster!

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    Book 23
    Book 23

    Disco!

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    Book 24
    Book 24

    Mascot!

    Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... More

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    Book 26
    Book 26

    Ouch!

    Hedgehog is about to go to sleep when OUCH! an apple lands on her back! Will her friends be able to help her? Ou... More

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    Book 27
    Book 27

    Mayhem and Mischief: 3 books in 1

    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - in this bumper book of nine revolting stories from Burp... More

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    Book 28
    Book 28

    Yuck!

    Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas... More

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    Book 29
    Book 29

    My Joke Book

    Dirty Bertie has his very own joke book, packed full of disgusting jokes that are guaranteed to have you laughing your s... More

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    Book 30
    Book 30

    Mud

    LONGLISTED FOR THE CARNEGIE MEDAL An achingly funny, touching story for anyone who has been thrown in at the deep end. ... More

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    Book 31
    Book 31

    Pooh! Is That You, Bertie?

    Bertie likes making smells. When he trumps it makes his mum cross, embarrasses his dad, upsets his gran and offends his ... More

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    Book 32
    Book 32

    Spider!

    Award-winning actor and national treasure Alison Steadman OBE has written a story which will win over parents and chil... More

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    Book 32
    Book 32

    Trouble

    When Henry Smith's older brother goes into a coma after being hit by a Cambodian boy's pickup truck, the entire Smith fa... More

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    Book 33
    Book 33

    My Book of Stuff

    Dirty Bertie has his own fun-packed book of activities, chock full of entertaining stuff to do. All created by the Maste... More

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    Book 34
    Book 34

    Slurps and Burps: Snow! Toothy! Dinosaur!

    A Dirty Bertie collection to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways! Enjoy the comic capers ... More

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    Book 35
    Book 35

    Snow

    As the day draws to a close, a family prepares for Christmas - decorating the tree, hanging stockings by the fire, putti... More

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    Book 36
    Book 36

    A Trio of Trouble

    Enjoy the comic capers of Dirty Bertie - the boy with nosepickingly disgusting habits - in this bumper book of nine revo... More

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    Book 37
    Book 37

    My Box of Books!

    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nosepickingly disgusting habits - has brought out his own Box of Books, with four mini board... More

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    Book 38
    Book 38

    A Dollop of Disaster: Fetch! Ouch! Kiss!

    A Dirty Bertie collection to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways! Enjoy the comic capers of Dir... More

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    Book 39
    Book 39

    Stinky Stories: Mud! Germs! Loo!

    A Dirty Bertie collection to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways! Enjoy the comic capers of Dir... More

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    Book 40
    Book 40

    Whiffs and Sniffs: Crackers! Pong! Pirate!

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    Book 41
    Book 41

    My Doodle Book!

    Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another he... More

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    Book 42
    Book 42

    Burptastic Body Book

    Why are bogies green? Are boys smellier than girls? Does everybody fart - even teachers? Dirty Bertie - the boy with ... More

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    Book 43
    Book 43

    Heaps of Havoc!: Smash! Rats! Jackpot!

    A Dirty Bertie collection to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways! Enjoy the comic capers of Dir... More

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    Book 44
    Book 44

    Fleas!

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    Book 45
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    Worms

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    Book 47
    Book 47

    Slime and Grime: Fame! Horror! Aliens!

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