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Dirty Bertie is a series of illustrated chapter books for readers 6+ about a boy with revolting habits who is a magnet for trouble!

Written by Alan MacDonald, each book contains three silly and disgusting short stories with witty illustrations by David Roberts. 

Bertie is always in trouble thanks to his madcap plans. The disgusting stories featuring revolting smells, bogeys, pranks and plenty of toilet humour, along with the comic illustrations on almost every page, make these books prefect for newly confident readers.

Bertie first appeared in a picture book, and there are now over 30 Dirty Bertie books in the series. You can read them in any order!

All the Dirty Bertie books in order:

Book 1: Dirty Bertie (2002)
Book 2: Pooh! Is That You Bertie? (2005)
Book 3: Worms! (2006)
Book 4: Fleas! (2006)
Book 5: Pants! (2007)
Book 6: Burp! (2007)
Book 7: Yuck! (2008)
Book 8: Crackers! (2008)
Book 9: Bogeys! (2009)
Book 10: Mud! (2009)
Book 11: Germs! (2009)
Book 12: Loo! (2010)
Book 13: Fetch! (2010)
Book 14: Fangs! (2010) 
Book 15: Kiss! (2011)
Book 16: Ouch! (2011)
Book 17: Snow! (2011)
Book 18: Pong! (2012)
Book 19: Pirate! (2012)
Book 20: Scream! (2012)
Book 21: Toothy! (2013) 
Book 22: Dinosaur! (2013)
Book 23: Zombie! (2013)
Book 24: Smash! (2014)
Book 25: Rats! (2014)
Book 26: Horror! (2014)
Book 27: Jackpot! (2015)
Book 28: Aliens! (2015)
Book 29: Fame! (2015)
Book 30: Monster! (2016)
Book 31: Disco! (2017)
Book 32: Mascot! (2018)
Book 33: Spider! (2019)
Book 34: Poop! (2022)
Book 35: Mascot! (2023)