What I really want is to score a goal for a realy team with shirts, on a real pitch with lines and flags, in a real goal with posts so the ball goes bulging intothe net and everyone shouts Yes!. But before you can score, you've got to make the team, and Danny is seriously useless.
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Steve May is an illustrator and animator based in north London. He has an MA in Animation at the Royal College of Art. As an illustrator he has produced work for a variety of clients including Puffin and Faber.More about Steve May