Will Flowkwee prove that four heads are better than one - and save Earth?
Will all the miserable whining Earthlings and the fluffy clouds and chocolate and cheerful worms and cardboard be destroyed?
If you are the kind of lazy good-for-nothing duffer of an Earthling who just browses on to another webpage then you'll never ever ever ever ever know.
The second in a hilarious series for young readers, illustrated throughout with wacky pictures by the author herself!
This is Book 2 in the Letters from an Alien Schoolboy Series. See all Letters from an Alien Schoolboy books here.
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Author and cartoonist Ros Asquith is the illustrator behind the bestselling Big Book of Feelings and a huge number of fiction titles. Her work also appears regularly in the Guardian.
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