Have you ever given thought to the rules a lion should follow at school? Or pondered on the worst thing about queues?
You haven't? Then this book's for you?
In this collection of over 70 poems, Steve Turner returns to much of the word play and wit of his best-selling The Day I Fell Down the Toilet. Using the alphabet as a framework, he has written three poems for each letter (including X and Z!). This highly entertaining book will delight all Turner fans and teachers will appreciate the varied poetry forms (shape, limerick, nonsense, free, rhyming, etc).
The fun, witty poems - often written from a thought-provoking point of view - cover such diverse subjects as aardvarks, cars, sausages, love and yo-yos, so there's sure to be something to interest both boys and girls.
STEVE TURNER is a performance poet and journalist. Author of several anthologies of adult verse, children's poetry and many rock biographies. DAVID MOSTYN is a widely published cartoonist and illustrator.
More about Steve TurnerBrian Moses has written or edited over 130 books and he presents these across the UK and Europe in schools and libraries. He lives in Sussex. David Mostyn is a well-known illustrator and cartoonist, and he enjoys illustrating for children. David lives in Oxford.
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