Reader, beware! This is a BAD book.
A VERY BAD book that will bring you nothing but BAD LUCK.
Luckily no one would want to read it as it is extremely BORING and contains NO ADVENTURE whatsoever.
No magic. No betrayal. And NO DRAGONS.
No flying dragons. No fire-breathing dragons. No dragon hunters.
ABSOLUTELY NO DRAGONS.
The only reason anyone would DARE read this book is if they are VERY BAD and never do what they're told.
And you always do what you're told. Don't you?
BOOK OF THE WEEK - Young readers will love this gorgeous picture book about a chilled capybara who just won't be rushed.
Can you solve the puzzles to save the Kingdom? Put your puzzle skills to the test with mazes, word games and codes to crack!
The second book in this popular series celebrating friendship, magic and fighting for what you believe in.
This is Book 2 in the The Bad Books Series. See all The Bad Books books here.
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Pseudonymous Bosch is a pseudonym, or as he would prefer to call it (because he is very pretentious), a nom de plume. Unfortunately, for reasons he cannot disclose, but which should be obvious to anyone foolhardy enough to read his books, he cannot tell you his real name. But he admits he has a deep-seated fear of mayonnaise.
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