22nd January '15
This is another favourite story for bedtime. This is a funny story of King Colin who spent all the fortune on a giant sweet machine, he and his Queen loved sweets so much. Word of the machine reached King Greedyguts who hatches a plan to steal the machine, he has pets dragons who he feeds rotten cabbages, which gives the foulest dragon poo. His plan is to launch all the awful dragon poo at King Colin's castle, but Sir Scallywag comes to King Colin's aid. Everyone in King Colin's Kingdom collects all the dragon poo, Sir Scallywag puts it all in the giant sweet machine and they wait for King Greedyguts to attack. Nighttime comes and King Greedyguts attacks, he demands the giant sweet machine, Sir Scallwag says it's here but you see but I have changed into a giant poo machine, the machine lets out a giant jet of dragon poo, and drove King Greedyguts away. It's a story that all my children have found funny, and I'm pretty sure most children will.